Friends.

friend

frend/

noun

plural noun: friends; plural noun: Friends

1. 1.

   a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations.

People who are aware of how retarded you are and still manage to be seen in public with you. People who make you laugh till you pee your pants. People who cry for you when one of your special items disappear. When you don't have enough money to get a ice cream, they chip in. Knows all of your internet passwords. Who would never make you cry just to be mean.

Question is.

Where are the real ones?